(ROOH KA BADLA)

(ROOH KA BADLA)

Andheri raat thi

Ghar pe koi nhe tha

Achanak awaz i

Mene dar k uth k
Ghari dekhi
to
raat k 3 baj rhe the light jalaai

to light gai hoi thi

Phir torch pkri

or dartay dartay eye door se dekha to koi nhi tha

mene dar k pucha

kon hy?

Par awaz nahe i

phr pucha

to

bohot zor se

garajte hoi

bheyank awaaz i


main hun..









"FAAAARAAAZ"
chun chun ky badla longa Kameenoooon )

Madam class me apne baby ko Doodh pilate huy boli:

Madam class me apne baby ko Doodh pilate huy boli:
Mera Beta bara ho k Doctor bny ga

1 Student ki awaz i:

kuch hamy b pila do
Medical Store hi khol lenge.

PleasE pray for me

PleasE pray for me my condition is serious.
I am getting day by day







M0re Beautiful!

M0re good l0oking!

L0vely and smart!

Dua kro mujy nazr na lagy.

Ek PANJABI aur ek PATHAN ka interview tha..

Ek PANJABI aur ek PATHAN ka interview tha..

PANJABI se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A

Q: Pakistan kb bna?

Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947

Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..

PATHAN ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2-1947
3-Geelani

ab PATHAN se

Q: Naam
Ans:B.A

Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
Q: Baap ka naam
Ans:wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai )

Teacher To A student :

Teacher To A student :

Nargis ki wafaat k baad us ki Qabar pey kia likha ho ga..?

"Student: Mohtarma pehli Baar akeli so rahi Hain"..

Anniversary k moqa pr

Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.

BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi sone ki cheez 2.

Pathan: Ye lo takkia or so jao. )

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Shohar Se Boli:

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Shohar Se Boli:

Dekhein Please Mere Pass Na Aayen

Main Nne Apni Ammi Se Waada kiya Tha,



k


Main Shadi K Baad Yeh Sab Chhor Doon Gi..

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Shohar Se Boli:

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Shohar Se Boli:

Dekhein Please Mere Pass Na Aayen

Main Nne Apni Ammi Se Waada kiya Tha,



k


Main Shadi K Baad Yeh Sab Chhor Doon Gi..

Asi ty Toade mobil vich manji daa lie A.

('.')
_/| . |\_
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lo G.

Asi ty Toade mobil vich manji daa lie A.

Hun 5, 7 sms krO gay tay fer e uthaan gay. )

Biwi. Main mar jaon gi

Biwi. Main mar jaon gi

Sohar. Me b mar jaon ga

Biwi. Tm q mrna chahty ho

Sohar. Mujh se itni khushi brdasht nahi ho gi.

Good Frnd Comes 2 Visit U In The Hospital

Good Frnd Comes 2 Visit U In The Hospital With Flowers n Goes..

But

A TRUE Frnd Sits Near U n Says:
"Yar,Bohot fit Nurse Hai,Aram Se Theek Hona,roz aounga". )

Question of the day...

Question of the day...

What is the similarity between
Marriage
&
11:59:59 pm.??

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Think again...

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Ans:

Dono k baad

Din badal jatey hein:-)

Duniya main aik DIL aysa b hy

Duniya main aik DIL aysa b hy Jo...

Hr lamha
Hr ghari
Hr pal
Hr subha
Hr sham
Hr raat
Hr waqt
Serf or serf Aap k liay dharakta hy

Or

Wo hy aap ka apna DIL )

Relationship requires little effort

Relationship requires little effort

Even when friends are busy with their own lives,

A simple SMS reminds each other that
"YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN'' )

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I'll kiss U.

Girl: What?Acha
or agar 6 aya to?

Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya. 6 aya to dubara Meri bari .

Its True "Hina" B.A. ki studnt thi

Its True
"Hina" B.A. ki studnt thi
wo apne frnd "Ali" se roz bat krti thi
Ali U.S.A. chla gya
Pechay Hina mar gai
Hina ki wasiat k mtabik uska cel phone b us k sath kabar me rkh dya
Jab Ali waps aya to wo Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran hua
Qk Hina roz fon pr us se bat krti thi
us ne ye molvi sab ko btaya
Phr wo sab qbrstan gay.
Waha ja kr Ali ne Hina ko cal ki,
Hina ne bat ki
Sb log dar gy.phr molvi ne kaha k ufone k signal hr jga aty hn
UFONE TUM HI TO HO )

GIRL apne jese jawan PROFESR se:

GIRL apne jese jawan PROFESR se:
Sir me paas hone k liye kuch b karungi

PROF:
Kuch b?

GIRL:
Han

PROF:
To jao khoob study kro

MORAL:
Har koi bagerat nhi hota.

What is the similarity between,

What is the similarity between,
Dinosaur and A Shareef BOY?

Interesting?

Socho...

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Dono Ab Iss Duniya Mein Nahi Paaye Jaatay!

1 Dehati subah subah Bhains ko nehla raha tha

1 Dehati subah subah Bhains ko nehla raha tha


Angraiz nai kaha "Good Morning"

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Dehati:- "Lang ja lang ja nhi mardi"....

5 Reasons Why "You" Are my Friend :

5 Reasons Why
"You"
Are my Friend :

1.


2.


3.


4.


5.


No REASON,
Bas meri mat mari gai c...

Buri aur Badtareen SITUATIONS:

Buri aur Badtareen SITUATIONS:

BURI: jb ap kay bachon ko ap ka used condom mil jae....

BADTAREEN: jb wo zid krain k,
HMAIN ISKA GHUBARA PHULA KR DO!

Pathan: Hum se shadi kro tmko sawab mile ga.

Pathan: Hum se shadi kro tmko sawab mile ga.

Larki: wo kaise?

Pathan: Hmari shadi ho gi, bacha ho ga,

Bache ka Nam
"Swab Khan" Rakhein ge.

Aurat Dokandaar se: Aap k pas thandi botal hai,

Aurat Dokandaar se: Aap k pas thandi botal hai,

Dokandar: Nahin,

Aurat:
Lanat tujh per,
tu 1 botal thandi na kar saka MAIN 1 din me 10 Admi thandey kr deti ho. )

Tension se chehre pe pimple parte hein.

Tension se chehre pe pimple parte hein.

Rone se chere pe wrinkle parte he

Is liye hmesha muskrate rahen
Q k muskrane se chere pe Dimple parte he

"KEEP SMILING" )

Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hee QATAL kr diya

Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hee QATAL kr diya
Q
k

Biwi ki
UnderWear py Ye likhha huwa tha:
"100% soft and silky Tested by BASHEER & SONS''.

Joke SmS

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Main v enj e ZaLeeL hoya c.

Sardar : Nothing Da ki matlab ay ?

Sardar :
Nothing Da ki matlab ay ?

Teacher:
Kuch Nahi

Sardar : Enj nai ho skda , Jadon lafz bnya ae Ty Kuj tay mtlab hoyai ga . . ;-)

Pathan SmS

"1 Pathan 1 Jagah Interview Dene Gya"
Wahan Us Se Sawal Pocha Kya Hai Tmhara Naam?
Pathan: Khushi Se Bola,,, . .. . . . . . . "MY NAME IS KHAN" )

Send Me SmS

Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor diye us ne ...

....Faraz....
Kya gharebon k mobile me inbox nhi hota.
('-')
<))>
_/ /_dasso g?} )

Insult smS

Attention please!
UR Brain wil b Refreshed in Next 5 Seconds..

5.

4.

3.

2.

1..
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LOADING...
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ERROR:No Brain Found.
Bhoosa cant b refreshed.!

Good Night Sms

Aik Kahawat Hai,

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Kanjar Doston Se Neend Behtar Hai,

So GÖÖD NiGHT Kanjrö .,.!

Nargis ne ek school mein urdu teaching start ki

Nargis ne ek school mein urdu teaching start ki
aur 1st day hi us ko nikaal diya

Nargis to students: parho

Alif, bay, pay, tay

way gujra way way gujra way...

Sexy SmS

Girl:mom jis say meri shadi honay wali hai wo bohat lamba hai

Mom:beta tension mat lo

T.v chahay 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka
remote 6 inch ka he hota hy.

School sms

Govt.Schol K Bachy Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school LeJa rhy Thy.

1 Buzurg: Bachon!

IsKo Chor Do Ye Khud hi Schol jAyega.

Bachy: Baba G Ye Shagird Nhi Hmary Ustad Hen.

Zindagi ki Race main 1st Aanay k liye

"Zindagi ki Race main 1st Aanay k liye

Hamesha ye soch kar Bhago k

Peechay saray Pathan hain,

Agar Rukay to Gaand ki Khair nahin.

WILLIAM SEXFEAR.

Zindagi ki Race main 1st Aanay k liye

"Zindagi ki Race main 1st Aanay k liye

Hamesha ye soch kar Bhago k

Peechay saray Pathan hain,

Agar Rukay to Gaand ki Khair nahin.

WILLIAM SEXFEAR.

Sohag Raat Ko Sardar Ne

Sohag Raat Ko Sardar Ne Apni Biwi Ki Shalwar Utar K
Us K Neechy Machis Jalai.

Biwi:
Ye Kia Kr Rahey Ho?

Sardar:Sab Doston Ny Bola tha Pehly Garam Karna.

Rat kafi ho gai hai pr sardar g ni aye

Sardar di wife:
Rat kafi ho gai hai pr sardar g ni aye,
Zror kisi kuri da chkr ae.

Sardar di Maa:
Hmesha bura e sochin,
ki pata kisay truck thalay aa gya howe.

Rat kafi ho gai hai pr sardar g ni aye

Sardar di wife:
Rat kafi ho gai hai pr sardar g ni aye,
Zror kisi kuri da chkr ae.

Sardar di Maa:
Hmesha bura e sochin,
ki pata kisay truck thalay aa gya howe.

1 choha Tang pr Tang Rakh k bhetha hua tha.

1 choha Tang pr Tang Rakh k bhetha hua tha.

Sher Aya Chohy ko Salam kia Or beth gya.

Haathi Aya Salam kia Or beth gya.
Chunti ne Sher sy pocha Ap to Jangal k Badsha hain
Or ap chohey k Samne esay Q Bethe Huy hain?

Sher ne chunti se kha KHAMOSH!

Ye Yhan K "UTILITY STORE KA MALIk HAI CHENI LANY AYA HON"

If U r in a dark room.

If U r in a dark room.
And find blood everywhere.
And the walls are shaking.
Don't worry.
U r at the safest place.
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You are in my heart.

Saheli:kya kbi tum kisi bat pe boht heran hui ho?

Saheli:kya kbi tum kisi bat pe boht heran hui ho?

Sardarni:han

Saheli:kon si bat pe?

Sardarni:1 din jang k doran ma ghar ma akeli thi k 1 foji aya kuch nhi bola aram se apne kapray utaray or phr mere b kapray utaray or muje chod k khamoshi se chala gaya,ma ab tak heran hon k akhir wo chahta kya tha...???

Height Of Double Meaning..

Height Of Double Meaning..

A Dad went To School To Get Son's Report Card

Busy Madam To Dad
"Abhi Nahi.."

Dad
"Mera Bohat Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta.."

Madam
"Main Sab Dikha Doon Gi Par Abhi Nahi.."

Dad
"To Phir Kab Aaun Main. ?"

Madam
"Mere Periods Khatam Hone K Baad.!"

Sardarni road pe ja re thi!

Sardarni road pe ja re thi!

Uska right boob bahir nikla hua tha

Policeman ny roka or kha
Wat is this

Sardarni

Hi mai mr gyi
Mera Kaka tey Bus vich hi reh gya.

Village Lady: Dr. mujhe kuch waqt k liye bacha nhi chahiye

Village Lady: Dr. mujhe kuch waqt k liye bacha nhi chahiye

Dr: acha ye condom lay lo

Lady: yeh pani k sath lena hy ya doodh k sath?

Dr: LUN K SATH.

Mujh se wada kro

1st Dost: Mujh se wada kr teri shadi k bad main teri
biwi ko cenima film dikhane le jaon ga aur tu naraz b nahi ho ga.

2nd Dost: Wada
lekin meri bhi aik shart hai

1st Dost: wo kya?

2nd Dost: Main shadi teri behan se hi karon ga.

1 patan larki ko peechay se sex kar Raha Tha

1 patan larki ko peechay se sex kar Raha Tha

Larki: Khan Sahibb Mujhay Agay Say Bhi karo Na.

Pathan: khan Mar Jaye ga lekin "ZANA" Nhin Krega^.

I feel pain in my Legs during sex

GIRL 2 Dr.
I feel pain in my Legs during sex

Dr.Which style u adopt 4 sex

Girl,Dogy style

Dr.U dont know any other style ?


Girl.I know but my DOGI dont know.

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai ?

Teacher:
Wo Kon C Cheez Hai
Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti Hai?
Sardar G:






"NAALA"
(',')

_/'"\_

Corolla XLI 2010 Bhej Raha Hoon

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'-o-------'-o--"


Corolla XLI 2010 Bhej Raha Hoon

Ham doston sy koi hisab nahi krte
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Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej Dena!!

Phatan 100Watt k bulb pr bap ka nam likh raha tha

Phatan 100 Watt k bulb pr bap ka nam likh raha tha

Kisy ne pocha

"Ye kya kr rahe ho?


Phatan:bap ka nam roshan kar raha hon..

Advantages of not having a lover:

Advantages of not having a lover:
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don't have to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk with all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere with anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all fights & tensions.
BONUS - live a long life.
(a public awarenes mesage)
GEO TO AISE )

Girl: Fuck me plz.

Girl: Fuck me plz.

Boy: Nahi main Kunwari larkiyon k saath sex nahi karta.

Girl: Why?

Boy: Bus mujhey khoon kharaba aur shor sharaba pasand nahi hai.

DARDNAAK QISSA

DARDNAAK QISSA

1 aunty thi
un ki 1 beti thi
wo uski bohat care krti thi
baal sanwarti thi
poniyan bandhti thi k bachi acchi dikhy
par bachi ki aankhein humesha bahar rehti thi

Aise (0_0)

Aunty ne bahut doctors ko dekhaya lekin wo sahi nhi hoi.
phir aik baba ko dikhaya to wo aik mint me sahi hogae.
Log bahut hairan hoe aur baba se pocha ke apne aisa kia kia tha ke wo sahi hogae
Baba ne kaha :MENE SIRF BACHI KI PONIYAN DHEELY KARDI THeen.

Room Spray bhej raha hun

Room Spray bhej raha hun
Gulab ki khushboo wala
tumhara mobile Mehak jaye ga

Ready


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start

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"PARDAY KI PABANDI"

Nargis apni kitab

"PARDAY KI PABANDI"
main likhti hain
K
Bachpan main jb main kisi parosi k ghar jati tu dopata laina kbi na bholti the
Lakin
Kbi kbi shalwar pehn'na bhol jati thi...

Teacher: TAX aur SEX mein kia Farq hai?

Teacher:
TAX aur SEX mein kia Farq hai?



Student:

Koi farq nahi,



Dono mein Hamari MONEY hi nikalti hai.

Yar tere number ko kya howa hai?

Yar tere number ko kya howa hai?

Maine abi call ki to

Pathan Bola

"welcome to peshawar"
aap ka matlooba larka hamaray istmaal main hai.

1 pathan pilot jahaz land krne pr boht khush hua

1 pathan pilot jahaz land krne pr boht khush hua
neche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia
or airman uski wardi utarne mn help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain. )

A girl to a nurse:

A girl to a nurse:

Meri choot phat gayi he
Tanke lagwane hain

Nurse:
Size kitna rakhna he

Girl:
jitna Ap ka he

Nurse:
phir to aur pharni paregi. )

Techer: Batao Kon C Cheez Moo Me Nh Leni Chahye?

Techer:
Batao Kon C
Cheez Moo Me
Nh Leni Chahye?
Bacha:
Jalta Hua Bulb
Techer:
Q?
Bacha Kal Ammi Abu se Keh Rahi Thi
Pehly Bulb
Bujhao Phir
MOO Me LeTi HON. )

EK MURGHI K PECHE EK MURGHA BAAGA JA RAHA THA

EK MURGHI K PECHE EK MURGHA BAAGA JA RAHA THA

MURGHI ACHANAK GAARI K NICHE AA KAR MAR GAYI

DOSRA MURGHA: YEH KYUN MAR GAYI?

PEHLA MURGHA: BAHUT NAIK KHATOON THI,
MARNA QABOOL KAR LIA LEKIN EK PUPPY NAHI DI.
)

MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,mom le i "SUFI"

MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,mom le i "SUFI"

"SUFI" pe aitmad jo tha,suba hui to na "SUFI" tha na maha

Boht Talash krwaya per kuch pata na chala,
phir ek "KISAAN" ne btaya k wo "KASHMIR" chlay gay hain

3 saal bad maha "KHASHMIR" se wapis i to sath main "HABEEB" or
"SULTAN" b thy. Aur kro "SUFI" pe aitmad. )

Freinds BALLONS ki tarha hotay hain

Freinds BALLONS ki tarha hotay hain

Ek dafa hath se choot jayen to wapis nai atey!!

Is Liy main sochta hoon

k

Apki hawa nikal k apne pas rukh loon:-) )

Freinds BALLONS ki tarha hotay hain

Freinds BALLONS ki tarha hotay hain

Ek dafa hath se choot jayen to wapis nai atey!!

Is Liy main sochta hoon

k

Apki hawa nikal k apne pas rukh loon:-) )

School ki ghanti..

School ki ghanti..





Gareeb ka darwaza
aur


larki ki choot..
Jab bhi bjao gay..



Bachay hee niklien gay.. )

1 molvi bht rmantic ho k apni molvan grlfrnd

1 molvi bht rmantic ho k apni molvan grlfrnd
say..

Darling aj mre kaan me
kch grm sa
Kch nrm sa
Kch metha sa
Kaho

Larki shrma k boli


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HALWaaaa.

Pathan: 3 Saal se hamara Bacha nahi horaha.

Pathan: 3 Saal se hamara Bacha nahi horaha.

Doctor: Yeh to bari Pareshani ki baat hai.

Aap apne Partner ko bulao
Pathan:Gulk Khan, Dall Ta Raasha.:- )

Aap k husband Roz Time Pe Ghar Kese Aa Jate Hain?

1st Lady:
Aap k husband
Roz Time Pe Ghar Kese Aa Jate Hain?

2nd Lady:
MaiNe Keh Dia Hai..
"CHUDAI"
Theek 9 Baje Shuru Ho JayeGi,
Chahe Tum Ghar Aao Ya Na Aao! )

Batao wo kya cheez hy jo aurton ki khuli or mardon ki band hy..?

Batao wo kya cheez hy jo aurton ki khuli or mardon ki band hy..?
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Double saWaRi..
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Magar Aap ki soch par afreen hy..!! )

Sardar:Aj mere parosian da bacha gum ho gia.

Sardar:Aj mere parosian da bacha gum ho gia.

Me mashwara dit'ta te menu bht kot pai.

Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?

Sardar: Me kiya Google te search kr lo )

If u dont smok, dont drìnk,

If u dont smok, dont drìnk,
dont tell lie,
dont cheat,
dont have a girl frièñd,
doñt flirt
then

visit our websit.
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WWW.LANAT TERI JAWANI TAY.CÖM :-) )

1 Bar Hichki Aye Samajhna

1 Bar Hichki
Aye Samajhna
I m
Remembering
U
2 Bar Aye To
I Want 2 Meet U
3 Bar Aye To
I Miss U
Agr
Phr Se Aye



To Plz
PANI P Lena
Mujhe Aur B Kaam Hoty hain. )

Once a Smoker was smoking in Airport.

Once a Smoker was smoking in Airport.
A gentleman arived and asked him,"Aik din me kitni Ciggarette pi lete ho?"
Smoker: "Why?"
Gentleman: "agar tum ab tak zindagi me Cigarete pe kharch kiye gaye paisy bachaty to samne khara hua plane tumhara hota."
Smoker: "To kia wo plane apka he?"
Gntlman: "Nahi!"
Smoker: "Thanks Sir for ur advice....
Woh plane mera hi hai.."
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MORAL : Dont be Over Smart...!
Sutta laga k GEO )

3 admi 1 orat ki izzat lootnay k lye usy 1 ghar le gae.

3 admi 1 orat ki izzat lootnay k lye usy 1 ghar le gae.

Sari taqat aazmai mgr uska naala na khol sakay

MORAL:Jamal deen k nalay izzat k rakhwalay. )

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man'na nahi...!! )

PATHAN: Mis hamary ghar munna anay wala hai

PATHAN: Mis hamary ghar munna anay wala hai

Miss: tumhen kese pata?

PATHAN: jab phichli bar ammi hospital me admit thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu admit hain. )

Teachar:Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Teachar:
Student say?

Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Student:

Sab say pahle larki ko bistar par jamah karen pir us main Shalwar aur Qameza ko nafee karen pir tagoon ko 2 hisoon main taqsem karen pir Qulya namber 1 sida kar k bar bar zarab den,

9 Mahine k bad nateja ap k samne ho ga,. )

Teachar:Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Teachar:
Student say?

Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Student:

Sab say pahle larki ko bistar par jamah karen pir us main Shalwar aur Qameza ko nafee karen pir tagoon ko 2 hisoon main taqsem karen pir Qulya namber 1 sida kar k bar bar zarab den,

9 Mahine k bad nateja ap k samne ho ga,. )

Teachar:Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Teachar:
Student say?

Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Student:

Sab say pahle larki ko bistar par jamah karen pir us main Shalwar aur Qameza ko nafee karen pir tagoon ko 2 hisoon main taqsem karen pir Qulya namber 1 sida kar k bar bar zarab den,

9 Mahine k bad nateja ap k samne ho ga,. )

Teachar:Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Teachar:
Student say?

Larki ko Reyazi main hal karen?

Student:

Sab say pahle larki ko bistar par jamah karen pir us main Shalwar aur Qameza ko nafee karen pir tagoon ko 2 hisoon main taqsem karen pir Qulya namber 1 sida kar k bar bar zarab den,

9 Mahine k bad nateja ap k samne ho ga,. )

"I will Never Let YOU Go"

"I will Never Let YOU Go"
Ye msg sirf unko bhejen jinko ap 2010 mein khona nahi chahty.
Mujay b bhejen agr apko meri zaroorat hai to...
Ye msg btaey ga k kon ap ko sath daikhna chahta hai aur kon nahi.
8 msg jama krny ki koshish kren.
YE ITNA B ASAAN NAHIN. )

Sardar k ankhon ka opration hua,

Sardar k ankhon ka opration hua,

Lekin fees se bachne k liye khud ko andha zahir kar rha tha

DR ne 1 nurse ko us k samne nanga hone ko kaha

DR: ab nazar aya?

Sardar: nahi

DR Nurse se: Apni tangein kholo

DR: Ab

Sardar: Ab b nahi

Dr: Agr nazar nahi araha to ye Lun kesy khara ho raha hai.
)

Jnab! Adab

Jnab!
Adab arz
hai
Aaj mosam
kuch sard
hai
Par SMS
krne me
kia harj
hai
Aap ko SMS
bhejna
Humara farz
hai
Q k Aap
ka nam
Humare mobil
me darj
hai
Ye SMS
type krte krte
Humari
Finger
me dard
hai
Itna jan lo
Humara
ye SMS
Aap pe qarz
hai
Is qarz
ko
kitne SMS
kar k
chukana
hai
Ye sochna ab
Aap ka
farz
hai. )

Ek Pyara sa Gift Plz Open.

Ek Pyara sa Gift
Plz Open.

¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤


¤¤¤¤¤¤¤Y


¤¤¤¤¤¤EY


¤¤¤¤¤KEY


¤¤¤¤IKEY


¤¤¤RIKEY


¤¤SRIKEY


¤OSRIKEY


BHOSRI K

Teri Shakal hy GIFT leny ki...;-) )

Is dil ka kaha mano ek kam kardo.

Is dil ka kaha mano ek kam kardo.
Sari zindgi insaniat k nam kardo.
Kisg din naha kar niklo ghar se.
Aur puray elakay ko heran kar do.

ek bar nhah lo plz. )

"WelCome to SACH KA SAMNA"

"WelCome to
SACH KA SAMNA"

.

jawab sirf

HAN
ya
NA
mai dena hy

.

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

.

.

.

.

.


Kya Aap k ghar wale jante Hn K Aap Gandoo Ho.?? )

A Sexy Girl goes to school 4 job.

A Sexy Girl goes to school 4 job.

Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology & physiology?

Girl: No,I can Only teach "DALO G"
&
"NIKALO G" )

Sunday Bazar mein admi aawaz lagatay hue

Sunday Bazar mein admi aawaz lagatay hue

"Sher ka pinjra 10 rupay mein ! 10 rupay mein !


Kisi ne pas ja kar dekha to wo
kamina
"UNDER WEAR" bech raha tha. )

Husband: Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua.

Husband: Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua.

Wife: Khush ho kar boli konsa Faida ?

Husband: Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya Mai Hi Mil Gayi. )

Pathan goes India

Pathan goes India

Security: Who are you?

Pathan: I am Hindu

Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan













Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli. )

Pathan goes India

Pathan goes India

Security: Who are you?

Pathan: I am Hindu

Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan













Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli. )

Jahapanah... Tussi ; ; Great ; Ho

Jahapanah...


Tussi
;
;

Great
;

Ho
;
;
Tohfa
;
;

Kabul
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
Karo....



,,,
(." )
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) ) ~~ poon!
_|,| )

Kabhi Shehar Jana, Kabhi Gaon Jana,

Kabhi Shehar Jana,

Kabhi Gaon Jana,

Kabhi edhar Jana,

Kabhi udhar Jana,

Shaahi Sawari bhej Rahe hon,

Maza Na Aaye to utar Jana


(\ /)
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// \\ // \\
CNG, Petrol, Disel kuch nahi Srf 10 rupe ki Ghaas khilana
pura din chalana.

I MISS U

(e
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__; (
(e-
( ) -
__; (
( ) -
(e -
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I MISS U

Kia ye khote ap ke hai?

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//\\ //\\

Kia ye khote ap ke hai?

Agr nahi to isko plz aagey bhej do..
Pta nahi kis ke hai.

Transport system kafi mehnga ho gya hy

Transport system kafi mehnga ho gya hy

"PETROL" to bhut mehnga ho gya hy

To janab humain apka pora khyal hy

Ise lye to le aye hain
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
(\./)
/.".)"^----;";_
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//\\ //\\

"KHOTA KROLA"
ab thanks bol kr sharminda mat karna:-)

Bare be rehm hn tere shehr k log Wasi!

Bare be rehm hn tere shehr k log Wasi!
Adhi rat ko msg kr k pochte hn

(\ /)
/¤¤) "^----;";
\,,/"( , , )\\
// \\ // \\
Ae khote twade a.

Boy & girl were siting in garden,

Boy & girl were siting in garden,
Suddenly a Dog kisses anothr dog.

Boy:Jan agar bura na mano to me bhi?

Girl: Ok but sanbhal k kutta kahi kaat na ly:

Boy trying 2 rape a girl in JUNGLE..

Boy trying 2 rape a girl in JUNGLE..

Girl: "Bachao, Bachao"

Boy: "Ye jungle hai, yahan koi dooosra nahi hai "

Girl:" tou kia tum akaily he karo gay"?

A boy and a girl of class nursery kissing by lips.

"Cutest Romance"
A boy and a girl of class nursery kissing by lips.
Suddenly teachr comes.
"Wts hapning?"
Mish ishne meli toffi kha li thi.
Wapish le la tha.

Girl Sex K Mod Mein Brezar Utar K Boli

Girl Sex K Mod Mein Brezar Utar K Boli TUM Ne Kbhi
Mumay Choose Hain?
Boy Nahi
Girl Kabhi B Nahi
Boy Nahi
Girl:
To Kya Apne Bap Ka LUN
Choos K Bara Howa Hai?

Modern punjabi Girl to Boy:

Modern punjabi Girl to Boy:


Baari barsi khattan gai te
khat k leyandi bus !!!

Main kuri Sony Ericsion wargi..
Te tu Nokia 3310


!!! Chal Nass.

Hazaro Larkiyan Aati hain

Hazaro Larkiyan Aati hain

Hazaro Jati hain

Hazaro Hasati hain

Hazaro Rulati hain

Lekin Mere Dost Sath Vohi Nibhati hai

Jo Nikah Me Ati hai


Aur Galey Parh Jati hai.

100 Boys se poocha gia K Unko Girls ka "BRAIZER" kis tarah ka Pasand hai?

100 Boys se poocha gia K Unko Girls ka "BRAIZER" kis tarah ka Pasand hai?

3 ne kaha "WHITE"

5 ne kaha "BLACK"

2 ne kaha Pink

90 ne kaha
.
.
. "Utra Huwa"

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Boy: "Tum gana bohat achha gati ho" !!!

Boy: "Tum gana bohat achha gati ho" !!!
Girl: "Thanx but I M just bathroom singer" !!!
.
.
.
Boy: "Tu Bulaao Na Kabhi Apni Mehfil Mein. . .

Ek boy apni G/F se milne Aaya. Wo chai bananey chali gai.

Ek boy apni G/F se milne Aaya. Wo chai bananey chali gai.

G/f ka Mobile sofey par dekh kar Boy ne socha ke mera Number kis
naam per save kiya ho ga?

Dear, sweet ya jani.
Jb usne miskal dee tou screen par likha aa rha tha k

"Murgha No. 5 calling"....

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains..

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains..
So what do the rest have?
.
.
.
.
.
They have girl friends:

Teacher: Everyone Write Your Lover Name on a Paper.

Teacher:
Everyone Write Your Lover Name on a Paper.

After 5 Seconds :
Girls say:"Likh Liya Madam."

After 10 Minutes Boys Say:
"Plz Extra Sheet Madam.

Girl: Ao chupn chupai khelty hain.

Girl: Ao chupn chupai khelty hain.

Agr tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhen Kiss dungi.

Boy:agr main na dhund ska to?

Grl:fikr na kro main chhat py chupi hon gi.

Wat is the definition of girl frind?

Wat is the definition of girl frind?

Ans:Jo hr bat pe tok tok kr tumhari hr adat badal de
aur 4 saal bad ya keh kr chor de

"Ab tum pehle jaise nahy rahay!

Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain.

Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain.


Pehla:
Me kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karWata..



Aur


dosra:
Me kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjhta.

1 pendu ka khota gum ho gya.

1 pendu ka khota gum ho gya.
wo dhond kr tang agya to 1 darakht pr ja betha
us darkht k neeche 1 larka or larki a kr beth gye.
larka romantic mood me larki se kehta hai:
tmhari aankhen itni khoobsurat hain k
mjy in mein sara jahan nazar aata he
pendu foren bola: yaar mera khota tay wakh ka dus kithy way.

Girl to boy: main apni zindagi mai lamba hath marna chahti houn,

Girl to boy:
main apni zindagi mai lamba hath marna chahti houn,


Boy:
Tum sirf hath maro LAMBA khud he ho jaye ga....

Boy:JAAN Hamary Pyar K Baray Mein Kisi Ko Mat Btana...!

Boy:JAAN Hamary Pyar K Baray Mein Kisi Ko Mat Btana...!


Girl: Pinki Ko To Zaror Bataungi,
kamini Kehti Thi Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega..

GIRL: Kal Mere Birthday Hai

GIRL: Kal Mere Birthday Hai

BOY: Tu Tumhain kia Chahiye?

GIRL: 1 RING bohat hai

BOY: 1 kia janu 2 dunga.
1 RING Tumhare Mobile pe aur 1 PTCL per.

True meaning of "GIRL":

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mein sabki maa.!

Hy grlz:-)

Boy standing behind a Girl in a ful bus,

Boy standing behind a Girl in a ful bus,

His Erect Penis tuched the
Girl,she Slaped&Said:

Kaminay khud k khare hone ki jaga nahi,
Is ko b khra kr rakha hai.

Grl:Ye Galat hy Boy:But I LoveU

Grl:Ye Galat hy
Boy:But I LoveU

Grl:Ye Galat hy
Boy:Hm Shadi kr Lnge

Grl:Ye Galat hy
B:Ye Galat nhi hy

Grl: paga;-l,Tm Jaha Dal Rhe ho,Wo Jagah Galat hy.

Boys College k toilet main likha tha,

Boys College k toilet main likha tha,

"Aap ka Mustaqbil aap k haath main hai"

or

Girls toilet main likha tha,


"Apne Mustaqbil main Ungliyaan na maarein"

A Man 2 Shopkeper;"Black Color ka Condom dena..

A Man 2 Shopkeper;"Black Color ka Condom dena..

" Shopkeper;"Black hi Q"?

.

Man;"GirlFrend ka Husband mar gaya hai,Afsos krnay jana hai.

GIRLZ OF 1995*

GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM
GIRLZ OF 2010*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURAANA CHOR DENGE HUM

1 larka, larki ko utha k le gaya

1 larka
larki ko utha k le gaya
jab rape krnay laga to bola
apny boyfriend ko
kaho k teri izzat bachay
larki boli: tum apna kam karo
us Gando ko sms parhny do.

What is the difference between PROBLEM, TALENT and QISMAT..

What is the difference between
PROBLEM, TALENT and QISMAT..

2 boys love 1 girl = PROBLEM!

1 boy loves 2 girls = TALENT!

2 girls loves 1 boy= QISMAT.

Boys ke zindagi k 2 asool hain.




Pehla:
Wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karwaty..




Aur




Dosra:
Wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjty;-)

1 larki ki pent k back side pe jahaz bana tha.

1 larki ki pent k back side pe jahaz bana tha.

1 bacha usy dekh raha tha
Larki: Kabi jahaz ni dekha
Bacha: Jahaz tu dekhe he par esa airport ni dekha.;-)

Larka: kash me tumhare honto pe lagi lip-stick hota..

.

.

Larki: shukur karo k nahi ho warna roz
kisi loray pe chipkay hoty...!!

GIRL-"i want to end our reltionship..

GIRL-"i want to end our reltionship..
I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let's Start with Kisses ;)

U c boys r realy out ov reach;-)

"janeman iss dil Mein aa jaa !!!

Boy says 2 a pretty girl:
"janeman iss dil Mein aa jaa !!!

Girl (ghussay se): "CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??"
Boy: "pagli aisay he aa jaa Masjid thori hai"

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday dear friend

Its a dedicated ceremony,

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an anniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday

B – Be yourself

B – Be yourself

I – invite new challenges

R – Recall past achievements

T – Trust your judgments

H – Have faith in your abilities

D – Desire only the best

A – Affirm your strengths

Y – You’ve got what it takes

We celebrate a person who

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun

Sun likes the Sunday

Sun likes the Sunday

Moon likes the Monday

But I like one day

That’s your birthday

One day sky was crying.

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you

crying today.

He told me i have lost my

beautiful star.

It was a day when you were born.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

¡Ts ALways A TrEAt t0 W¡Sh HaPPy B¡RtHdaY

¡Ts
ALways
A
TrEAt
t0
W¡Sh
HaPPy
B¡RtHdaY
T0
S0mE0Ne
s0
swEEEEEt. . . .

"haPPy b¡RThday"

Flying papers, multi colours of balloon,

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.?

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 U

H
A
P
P
Y

B
I
R
T
H
D
A
Y

2 U

&

May ALLAH Give U

H
A
A
P
Y

LONG LIFE…………

A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish

A prayer:
2 bless ur way A wish
2 lighten ur moments A cheer
2 perfect ur day A text
2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY.

Happy birthday 2 u,

Happy birthday 2 u,
Happy birthday 2 u!
U were born in d zoo’
U were born in d zoo’
With d monkeys ‘n Donkeys dat looks just like u!

Birthdays are 4 fun

Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Hey, u r 1 year older now,

Hey,
u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,and now u r
1 year closer to all your wishes.
happy birthday

Ur Bday is Special day

Ur Bday is Special day
One thats just 4 u, A time 4 doing everything U especially like 2 do
On this day thats belong to u, This wish this greeting brings is 4 the joy so deserve and all life’z nicest things! Happy Bitrthday 2 U!

A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Ye Bhalu Khubsurt Logon Ko Dekh Kr Nachta Ha

Ye Bhalu Khubsurt Logon Ko Dekh Kr Nachta Ha

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( -.-)
(,) )
L L


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( -.-)
(,) )
L L

Nai Nacha?




Meri wari Te Nach Nach k pagl ho gya c ,,,

Kya Ap LUCKY ho ?

Kya Ap LUCKY ho ?

YES OR NO

Agr LUCKY ho to nechy sms prho agr nhi to nechy mt jana




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//\\ //\\

Doli saja k rkhna.

Doli saja k
rkhna.

Sehra saja k rkhna.

leney tujy
O! Gori

Aye hain tre SAJNA

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\,,/"( , <, , )\
/\ /\ )
ha ha ha.

Chalo kan Pakro

Chalo kan Pakro
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Uthak Bthak kro

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SABASH
Roz "Yad" krna
Wrna bhulne ki Yhi Saza milegi.

msg bhaijo warna

(“.)
( <)_
L L ‘ ...
‘.
:
:
:
:
msg bhaijo warna, potie be kar donga inbox mai…

1 Bar Dekho 1000 Bar Dekho

1 Bar Dekho


1000 Bar Dekho


Dil Na Bhare To..


Bar Bar Dekho


Ye Aap Hi Ki Tasweer Hai..



,*****,
( @._.@ )
"(...)"

In Ankhon se, Dekhney D0 Apney Chehrey k0.

(é
- ()
(é
In Ankhon se,

Dekhney
D0 Apney Chehrey k0.
G Bhar k Hamain Ae D0st,,,



Muddat Hui In Ankh0n Ney k0i "NAMONA" Nahi Dekha:- ;-)

Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,

Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,

Ji chahta hai ke...

In me doob jaun,




__\(",)/__
- , - , - , - , -
oye meinu baar Kado oye ;-)

1 bache ne 1 Burhiya k paas patakha rakh dia

1 bache ne 1 Burhiya k paas patakha rakh dia

Log chillaye:
Burhiya patakha hai
Burhiya patakha hai

Burhiya Sharma kr, 'Patakha to mein Jawani mein thi. )

DUNIA main kabhi Aqal mand Insan ki Talaash main mat Niklna

DUNIA main kabhi Aqal mand Insan ki Talaash main mat Niklna
.
.
.
Q K
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
(',') Main Ghar
<)"(> he hota
_/"\_ hoon. )

Sardar radio lay kar toilet Gaya

Sardar radio lay kar toilet Gaya

Wife:
Aaj to mazy sy ki ho gi?


Sardar:
Khaak mazy say ki hai
Radio par Qomi trana shuroo ho Gaya

Khary ho k krni Pari.,:-))

Sardar k ghar beta hua.

Sardar k ghar beta hua.

Sardar ne use Goud me leya

Us ne susu kr diya......!!!

SARDAR Nurse se: Sister dusra do ye leak hai... )

Rukhsati k time Dulhe k mobile pe bel hoi

Rukhsati k time
Dulhe k mobile pe bel hoi
to
uski bv ne usko khob mara

ringtone thi
Dil me chupa k arman le chale
hum aaj apni mot ka saman le chale.

Ek sardar sochta raha?

Ek sardar sochta raha?

Sari zindgi sochta raha?

Sochta he raha?

Aur sochte sochty mar gaya



K




Meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera 1 Kyun hai? )

Baby food:Rs. 1500

Baby food:Rs. 1500
Doctr fee:Rs. 1000
Medicin:Rs.2000
Delvry: Rs.15000
Diapers:Rs.500
Baby Powdr: Rs.300
Total Rs.20300
Or

condom
Rs.5

Faisla apke hath me. )

Tum bohat Khoobsurat ho,

Tum bohat Khoobsurat,
Farakh Dil, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wala..
Aur
Mehnti ho..




Chal hun teri vaari..

Tu v koi
Lateefa suna..:- )

Pathan ki flight main tabiyat kharab ho gayi

Pathan ki flight main tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess nay poucha:



"R U suffering from fever?"








Pathan:
"No, I'm Gul khan from Peshawar.. )

Ek sardar k ghar me billi rahti thi

Ek sardar k ghar me billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usy kahen chor aaya.
Ghar aya to bili us sy pehly ponch chuki thi.
Sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy pehly gar ponch gai.
Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya.
Wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya.
Sardar: "Bili gar ponch gai ya nahi?
Wife: Han ponch gai hy.
Sardar: " Usy kaho k mujay aaker ly jay men rasta bhol gya hon" )

1 aadmi jaldi jaldi me ladies toilet me ghus gaya,

1 aadmi jaldi jaldi me ladies toilet me ghus gaya,

1 aurat chillayi:-You idiot,
Ye ladies k liye hy,
Aadmi paint utaar k bola:-
Ye b ladies k liye hai. )

Nargis 2 Dr:My Hole Is 2 Big.

Nargis 2 Dr:My Hole Is 2 Big.
DR Looks In Da Hole &Says:
o teri pen nu!

Pen nu

Pen nu

Nargis:Y R U Repeating Words?

DR:repeat nahi kiya
Awaz Goonj rahi hay. )

English Man My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years,

English Man

My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years,
But he Never Used Glasses



Sardar

I know

Some People Drink Directly from Tooti !! )

Jis tarha lohe ko loha kat'ta hai.

Jis tarha lohe ko loha kat'ta hai.
.
.
.
Heere ko hera kat'ta hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Is hi tarhan tumhen ek din kutta katega )

Manager: You are appointed.

Manager: You are appointed.

Your salary is Rs.10,000/.

Next year it will be 20,000...

Sardar ji: Ok! I will join next year.

Naraz kyoun Hotay Ho Chalay Jatay Hain Teri Mehfil Say

Naraz kyoun Hotay Ho Chalay Jatay Hain Teri Mehfil Say
,,"FÄRÄZ",,

Apnay Hissay K 2 Samosay To Utha Lainay Do..!! )

Pathan's LEAVE APPLICATION:

Pathan's LEAVE APPLICATION:

Dear sir,
My wife is ill. As there is no other HUSBAND in the family to look after her,
kindly grant me leave for 1 day on SUNDAY!.. )

1st Sardar: "Yar Tu itna Baraa ho gya hai

1st Sardar: "Yar Tu itna Baraa ho gya hai
or abhi tak Teri Daarhi-Moonch Nhi aayi,,,?"

2nd Sardar: "Yar Mai Apni AMMI Per Gya hoon. !!!!! )

HEER: "Aissa khat likh mere sajna, meri umar beet jaye parhte parhte.

HEER:
"Aissa khat likh mere sajna, meri umar beet jaye parhte parhte.



RANJHA:


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Ly hun pardi ray. )

Sardar (on phone) Hello.! 221714?

Sardar (on phone)
Hello.! 221714?

Pathan: Kia.?
Urdu mai bolo yara.!

Sardar: Do Do Aik Saat Choda.?

Pathan:Jao gandu!
Hm Ny
TEEN TEEN AIK SAAT CHODA. )

kya ap is Jumlay ko Urdu mein Translate kr saktay hain?

kya ap is Jumlay ko Urdu mein Translate kr saktay hain?

Sun+Lion+1/4?


sochain

?

?

Nahi??

Thora aur sochain

?

?

?
ok
mein batata hoon

"Aftab Sher Pao" )

Chiri uri,

Chiri uri,







Chiri uri,








chiri uri..,...,









Aap yaad aatay hain







kari muri,








kari muri,







kari muri.







KARì MÜRì.... )

2 ortein 1 darakht k neechay bethi baaten ker rahi then

2 ortein 1 darakht k neechay bethi baaten ker rahi then k achanak darakht se ek aam(mango) gira

pehli Orat Dusri se
"ye aam kese gira?"

2ND orat kuch bolne hi wali thi k
aam khud hath jorr kar bola.

" pakk gaya hon main tum dono ki baaten sun sun ker..."
is liye gira...

Teacher: Who is SANIA MIRZA?

Teacher:
Who is SANIA MIRZA?
Student:
Tennis Player..
Teacher:
Very good, & who is NARGIS?
Student:
Penis Player....!
)

Larki or Chai me hamesha 7quality dekho

Larki or Chai me hamesha 7quality dekho

1.Garam ho

2.Color acha ho

3.Tez ho

4.Meethi ho

5.Doodh ziada ho

6.Do mint me tayar hojaye

7.Raat ko sone na De. )

Chai k cup sy

Chai k cup sy


UthTy hoWe dhoen me.


Ap ki SURAT

.
Nazar aati hy


or


aap k khyalo me


kho kr



aksar



meri chai thandi ho jati hy.....
Good morning
*"/__\"* )

Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa,

Hakeem:
Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa,
choti ko beti
aur
Hm umar ko Behen smajna.

Shagird :
Pir ye . . . aap rakh Lo, dawaiyan peesnay k kam ayega. )

Church ki dewaar pe likha tha:

Church ki dewaar pe likha tha:

"Agar gunah kar k thak gaye ho to ander ajao".

Neeche Lipstick se 1 larki likh gai:

"Agar nahi thakay to agli gali may ajao...!! )

Faraz apni Banduq saaf kr rha tha

Faraz apni Banduq saaf kr rha tha k kuch bachay osay tang krne lge.
Tb Wo kehta ha

Faraz k hathon
me ha lambi si
Gun,
.
.

.
.
Nasso etho Twadi Pain Nu ...... )

Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein Aag laga do

Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein Aag laga do

Husband ne patrol phenk k Aag laga di.

moral:
jazbat ka izhar Asaan alfaz mein karen

Public Service msg By (PSO) )

Hamari aap ki DOSTI ek dm FIT ha,

Hamari aap ki DOSTI ek dm FIT ha,

Ghusa, emotion, sadness sb kuch MIX ha,

Aap hame bhula do ye thora RISK hai,

Par hum aap ko yaad rahken ge ye bilkul FIX hai. )

Pathan: Aaj Main ne Pani Ko Ullu Bana Diya.

Pathan:
Aaj Main ne Pani Ko Ullu Bana Diya.
Friend:
Pani Ko Ullu.. Wo Kaisey?

Pathan:
Oye! Subha Mainey Pani Garam Kiya Aur "THANDEY PANI" Se Naha Liya )

Life of WOMEN is Very Hard BCoz

Life of WOMEN is Very Hard BCoz

Morning
Washing Cloth

Noon
Dry Cloth

Evening
Iron Cloth

Night
Open Cloth

MidNight
No Cloth

Early Morning
Searching cloth. )

Sardar or American dinner me Siri paaye kha rahe thay.

Sardar or American dinner me Siri paaye kha rahe thay.

American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai.

American: Wats dis?Sardar: Khotaiya'This is Language )

Sex se pehle kaprey utartey howe

Sex se pehle kaprey utartey howe
Girl gir gyi.
Boy:
Jan lagi to nhi?

Sex k bad
kaprey pehantey howe Girl phir gir gayi
Boy:
Anni ho gyi aen Gashtiyea. )

1 Sardar ki shadi hoi.

1 Sardar ki shadi hoi.
Suhag rat ko dono khamosh bethy howy thy,
Wife shrmaty boli,

"koi gndi hrkt kro na Jee"
Sardar ny shlwar utari or
.
.
.
"TATTI" kr di. )

DOST KI DUA

DOST KI DUA

Sex ki barish tujh pe barsy,
har larki tere sath sone ko tarsy,
teri zindagi main itni larkiyan hon
k tu sari umar shalwar phnny ko tarse )

2+2 = 7 Ye Kesay Hua?

2+2 = 7

Ye Kesay Hua?

Socho!

Han Han Socho!

Zehan Pe Zor Dalo!

Shabash!

Or Socho!

Nahi Pata?

Main Bataon Kesay Hua

.

.

Ghalti Se.. )

Is waqt Pakistan k 4 barey problems hain:

Is waqt Pakistan k 4 barey problems hain:

1 Load shedding

2. Mehengaai

3. Taaliban

aur

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

4. Nojawano ko har haftey honay wala SACCHA PYAR )

Main Zindagi Bhar jis Larki ko Chahta Raha

Main Zindagi Bhar jis Larki ko Chahta Raha

.

.

Aj Us ka Beta Bola

.

.

.

.

.

Abbu Muje School Chor Do Na

.

.

Moral.

Har koi teri tarha Mamo Nahi Banta.. )

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nhi Hota,

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nhi Hota,

Magar Phir B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye

To

Wo Lakh Nhi Rehta

Hum B Apke Lakhon Doston mein

Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Hain...

So KHONA NAHI! )

Kuch Log Itny .....

Kuch Log Itny
.
Itny

Itny
.
Itny
.
Itny
.
Itny
"Perfect or pyare" Hoty Hain k Un k liye Tareef K ALfaz kam pr Jaty Hn For Example

"AAP"



Muje hi Dekh len. )

Abi na jaao chor kay is mehfil ko Faraz...!!

Abi na jaao chor kay is mehfil ko
Faraz...!!

Thori deir bad yahan khana khulne wala ha
(,")/'
/) ( Ruko oye
_/ \_ biryani hai."-) )

Unexpected results & problems r part of life.

Unexpected results & problems r part of life.

Never loose hope in any condition

bcz

darkness of night always finishes with light of day :-)

Teacher.,.agar super man film pakistan mai bnti tu iss ka kya name hota

Teacher.,.agar super man film pakistan mai bnti tu iss ka kya name hota.....



studnt"...ud-da gujar !! )

Cow ka sample

Cow ka sample
( _ ) ,=.____
\',,'/ " :. : :.)\
__!,!,!""""!,!,!"_*

JIS jisne qurbani me hissa lenä hai wo sirf 100 ka bälänce bhej kr booking karwa ly.

Pathan: Aaj Main ne Pani Ko Ullu Bana Diya.

Pathan:
Aaj Main ne Pani Ko Ullu Bana Diya.
Friend:
Pani Ko Ullu.. Wo Kaisey?

Pathan:
Oye! Subha Mainey Pani Garam Kiya Aur "THANDEY PANI" Se Naha Liya

Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak hone walon k lia 5 lac

Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak hone walon k lia 5 lac
aur zakhmiun k liay 2 lac.

.


Sardar: tay jinhan da traah nikal gaya unhan wastay kuj v nahi?

Yeh jo dil hota hei na.

Yeh jo dil hota hei na.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yeh hmari body k khabe pase hota hei.

1 boy school se rota hua ghar aya

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya

maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho

Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!

Mother:
Sir ne q mara

Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha
mene dost ko tasalli di or
1 misaal suna di

Mother:
kon c misaal?

Boy:
Jo kuttay
"Bhonkte" hain
wo "Kaat'tay"nhi...! )

Majboor-e-Anaa ho kr, Paband-e-Wafa ho kr,

Majboor-e-Anaa ho kr,
Paband-e-Wafa ho kr,

Hum beth gaye aakhir razi ba raza ho kr,

Jis rut mein wo bichra tha us rut k ta'aqub mein,

Dil hai k bhatakta hai rahon ki hawa ho kr,

Is jism k zindaan mein ik umer se qedi hain,

Urr jayen ge hum aakhir ik roz reha ho kr,

Ab tak meray aangan mein phoolon ka basera hai,

Guzray thay meray ghar se wo bad-e-saba ho kr,

Is darja hawadis se khaif hai meri hasti,

Har lafz nikalta hai honton se dua ho kr..! )

Ek student:miss aap ke bra ki 1 patti nazar aa rhi hai

Ek student:miss aap ke bra ki 1 patti nazar aa rhi hai

Miss:tum 1 hafte ke liye class se out.

2sra student:aap ke bra ki 2no pattian nazar aa rhi hain.


Miss:tum 1 mahine ke liye class se out.


Miss ka pen neechay gir gya,uthane ke liye jhuki to PAPPU uth kar class se jane laga.
Miss ne pucha:tum kahan ja rahe ho?

Pappu:miss mein ne jo dekha hai,lagta hai ke meri taleem mukammal ho gyi hai
)

Teacher: What's Your Cast?

Teacher: What's Your Cast?

Student: Pehle Hum shaikh the

Phir qureshi Howe,Phir Rajput Hogaye,

Ab Hain darzi,Aage Mummy Ki Marzi! )

Wakeel- Andheray Main Tmhara Rape Kis Ne Kya?

Wakeel-
Andheray Main Tmhara Rape Kis Ne Kya?

Girl-Koi Bahar Ka Aadmi Tha

Wakeel-Tmhain Kaisay Pata?

Girl-
"Itna Bara Hmaray Muhallay Main Kisi Ka Nahi Hay".

2 Marasi janazay ko tezi se le kar qabron k uper se guzar rahe thay

2 Marasi janazay ko tezi se le kar qabron k uper se guzar rahe thay

Aadmi: oye sharam karo neechay murday hain

Marasi:Te uttay kera asi world cup chukeya aey. )

Oye Ye Koi Soney Ka Waqat Hey??

Oye utho..Ye koi soney ka waqt ha??
Jb dekho sote rhte ho??
Kia sari zindagi so so k bitani hy?
Or han jag jao to shor mt krna,,
I m sleeping,,,,

Good Morning"